Let's face it, at one time or another, we all pull moves that put us, at least temporarily, in the A-hole category. Sometimes we do it on purpose, sometimes quite unintentionally. The real a-holes however, make a careers out of it. They can't do anything without people muttering, "What an asshole." So we've put together a quiz for you to take to determine your A-hole quotient. Hey, Good Times.

You round the weather mark in good shape, but your boom clips the mark.

Do you:
A) Know that you committed a foul and immediately do your circle.
B) Look around to see if anybody noticed.
C) Yell "We didn't hit nothin'!" if questioned.
D) If protested, scream "See you in the parking lot, prick!"

The spinnaker that you ordered from your sailmaker arrives, and you notice that it is clearly oversized in every dimension.

Do you:
A) Immediately return it.
B) Try it out in practice to see how it works.
C) Use it in a race, but politely withdraw at the end.
D) Use it in the race, but then bitch about how you managed to win despite getting fucked by the sailmaker selling you an undersized kite.

At your yacht club bar, you get the bar tab but notice that it mistakenly has another member's name and number on it.

Do you:
A) Notify the bartender to make sure the tab is put on your account.
B) Do nothing and let them figure it out.
C) Order another round. And a steak.
D) Declare to the entire bar that you have an open tab and then leave.

You slowly roll an inferior competitor while going upwind.

As you go by do you:
A) Keep looking up the course, waiting for the next shift.
B) Glance over and smile
C) High five your tactician
D) Stand up and yell "Better get your oxygen masks on, assholes!"

You luck out and get a ride on a sled for an overnighter. When you get to the dock, your friend's girlfriend is at the bar, drunk, waiting for him to finish on the 30' he is on.

Do you:
A) Hang out with her, keeping the scumbags away until the boyfriend finishes 6 hours later.
B) Get as many peeks down her blouse as possible.
C) Get a blowjob before she passes out.

A port tack boat barely crosses you.

Do you:
A) Say nothing and look to what's next.
B) Tell him that he "owes you one."
C) Yank the helm down, bear off radically and yell "See you in the room, douche bag!"

You go the boat yard to see the new bottom put on your boat, and also to pay the final bill. You notice that they have mistakenly undercharged you by $1,000.

Do you.
A) Immediately notify the yard manager and pay the full amount?
B) Figure that it all works out in the wash and say nothing
C) Argue vehemently about the bill, only giving in at the end.
D) Demand another $1,000 off because of the "piss poor workmanship" and "overall incompetency", and then stop payment on the check.

One of your long-time crewmembers is obviously losing a step and the boat is suffering for it.

Do you:
A) Not care because he's a bro and you're out to have fun.
B) Have a heart to heart and move him to another, less important position
C) Tell him the boat is sitting out the season and go without him.
D) Introduce his replacement as you leave the dock one day

You are attending a less than scintillating "Boat Speed Performance Seminar."

Do you:
A) Hang in there until it is over
B) Start mumbling to your buddy that the instructor is a "Jerk off"
C) Try to fart as loudly as you can.
D) Volunteer to answer a question with the phrase "Howard Stern's penis"

You walk up to a group of sailors and discover that they are talking about SA.

Do you:
A) Say nothing
B) Go with whatever is being said
C) Agree that "Tempesta is an asshole."
D) Loudly proclaim that SA is "The greatest fucking website" and challenge anyone to a fight who disagrees.

Scores:

Answered A or B to least one question - You're not an asshole, and probably much too nice. You'll never make it in this sport.

Answered C to at least one question - You are a sometimes asshole. Look around, you are surrounded by your kind. Congratulations.

Answered D to at least one question - You my friend, are an asshole. A noble accomplishment and you should be justifiably proud. Now go light up a victory cigar in a crowded elevator. Thanks.