September 2004

Phil's (Not Just) Foils

Foil Man Phil is back with us as an advertiser here at wonderful Sailing Anarchy. He makes wicked blades as those who have them can testify, and if you have a need, he's your man. Oh, he can do some other very cool stuff too as evidenced by the pic of the 1/10th scale Mini 6.5 done as a promotional tool for an east coast US effort. It is milled out of corecell then shot with primer. Give Phil's Foils a look.

09/24/04

 

Da Kine 46

Here's a pic of the new DK 46 DeKadence about to be launched at Sandringham Yacht Club, Melbourne Australia for Philip Coombs, Commodore of the club.

Our 2004/5 sailing season opens this coming Saturday with the traditional free piss-up at the Club followed by lunch on board the boats, more booze, a sail past and salute in which flags, pants and bikini tops are traditionally lowered to salute the flag officers and welcome in the new sailing season.The theme this year is "Hawaii" so we can expect all sorts of tropical regalia, coconut bras,surfboards, Japanese fighter pilots and Jack Lord look a likes (Book em Danno!) This is all followed by even more drinking, a usually very loud band on the YC lawns, an evening fireworks display and even more booze. After that we all do the responsible thing and get in our cars and drive home!

Your intrepid correspondent will be out and about amongst the action armed with his trusty evidence gatherer / digital camera.The weather forecast is for a very un-Hawaiian 18Deg C with showers so it will be a soggy affair. Looking forward to it!

09/30/04

 

Smokin'?

Drawings of he new 90' Nicorette in build for Ludde Ingvall in Sydney. She's being built in a shed owned by the Sydney Harbour Foreshore Trust, which means the public has access to the build site, 6 days a week (Saturday tours being guided). Once again, Ludde has returned to Sth African based design team Simonis Voogd for his new boat.

Apparently, in order to get in under the rating limit for Hobart this year, she'll step a masthead rig (112 foot mainsail luff length), and should go upwind in up to 15 kts with 3 (yes, three!) headsails. A Code 0 off a 6 foot bowspirit, a number 1 off the forestay, and a smaller jib off a permanent babystay. No spinnaker poles....and from the looks of the structure in place, no doorway big enough to pull a spinnaker bag through, so it'll be all hatch hoists.

The deck was sawn off the old 80' ILC maxi in order to speed up the build process. The shell of the 80 is for sale for any seriously interested party. Initial impressions are of a boxy hull, with lots of long flat surfaces. In order to not modify the old deck too much, the transom of the old yacht was left attached, meaning that the new hull will have a really nice 6 foot sugar scoop on the bum.

The new boat is a TMF (Triple Moving Foil) design. Keel (with trim tab) cants, while the forward (in line) daggerboard has a trim tab and is retractable. All computer controlled..... Winches are hydraulic Harkens. Forestay is also hydraulic.

The keel box was being placed tonight, and if fits will be off to be anodised tomorrow. Once that's back, it will be installed and the deck placed on. After this, the hull will be flipped again for final fairing of foil cutouts.

Estimated time to launch......6 weeks.

09/30/04

 

Multifaceted

Russell Coutts is going to sail with Groupama, Franck Cammas' trimaran. He will be the tactician for the last Orma Grand Prix this weekend in Marseille. It seems that Russell had enough with the Cup, and will likely be doing a number of different things. We think it is the first time he will be sailing officially on a trimaran of this sort.

09/30/04

 

What's the Dilly, Yo?

Hey! What IS it with this KiteShip kite thing? Is this the cat's ass or is it a POS? Where's the DATA? Poster No Rumours has offered an across-the-board 25% discount to SA readers if they'll buy one and write about it on SA. C'mon, poor Alan H is holdin' up the tent all by hisself! The offer's good from Sept 28 through October 4 only. Anybody got game? Order here.

09/29/04

 

Yo, Money!

The nonstop round-the-world race, The Oryx Quest, will start in Doha, Qatar in February 2005 and will finish at the same location approximately two months later. The Oryx Cup is open to multihulls of 100 feet and longer. The prize for first place is US $1 million, a lot of dough, fo' sho'. Gotta spend all that natural gas money somehow.

But which one is Cayard?

Photo courtesy Rick Tomlinson

09/29/04

 

Dig It!

The maxi catamaran Orange II which beat the trans-Mediterranean sea record between Marseille and Carthage (Tunisia), averaging something sick like 25 knots. Hey now! Photo courtesy of Gilles Martin-Raget/Orange. More here.

09/28/04

 

More Worlds

Old School

Jeez, it never stops, does it? Now the J/24 Worlds are underway in Connecticut and an old school name is atop the leader board: Dave Curtis! Think he can stay there? Check it.

09/28/04

 

Finally!

The maxi catamaran Orange II finally set a record, beating the trans-Mediterranean sea record between Marseille and Carthage (Tunisia), averaging something sick like 25 knots.
Photo courtesy of Gilles Martin-Raget/Orange. More here.

09/28/04

 

Mumm's The Word

Well it certainly is for some, but not for the SA sponsored "It", which had a bad regatta at the just completed Mumm 30 Worlds. Conditions were tough, but perhaps the curse of SA does exist? We'll have a story from the boys, but they tell us that SA got a lot of good press and many new peeps will going to the site, along with good props from existing members.

Maybe they didn't do much on the water, but they were wicked at lawn bowling at RCYC waiting for the wind to come up........

09/27/04

 

Speed Freak!

Pete Melvin skippering the new Nacra A2 catamaran, swept the A-Class North American Championships with 7 bullets out of 11 races. 28 top sailors from North America competed for the championships but were defeated by Melvin on the A2 who's total score was only 13 points. The full results can be found here.

09/27/04

 

The Grind Begins!

Bruce Schwab and his still very cool Ocean Planet depart for his date with destiny for the Vendee Globe, which starts in November. Needless to say, we're pulling hard for him!

09/27/04

 

One Up



Day One of the Petit Final for The Little America's Cup Go to Page 2 for the story. 

 

Cat Fight

Day One of the Petit Final for The Little America's Cup saw TEAM RONSTAN (Australia) defeat INVICTUS (Great Britain) 2-0.

The new Windward-Leeward course made the racing more tactical with the opportunity for the crews to split tacks and use opposite sides of the track.

After a long morning delay, of which INVICTUS and RONSTAN spent swanning around on a 38ft Power yacht that had come to watch the racing, the breeze gently built to 10 knots for the west and racing got underway late in the afternoon.

RONSTAN performed very well in the shifty conditions without the many breakages the had plagued the Team in the qualifying.

In the Trophy for the Little America's Cup PATIENT LADY 6 surprised everyone to beat COGITO by four seconds in the first race of the finals. However the superior boat speed of the defender proved too great and went on to win the day 2-1.

Racing continues today in Upper Narragansett Bay.

09/24/04

 

Clearly Drunk

We get letters, and some are actually nice.

Hello

Just wanted to let you know I think S.A. is THE BEST maintained site of any I visit on the web. Whether one likes or dislikes its content, agrees or disagrees with opinions, the information is always fresh and informative. I cannot think of another site except maybe a newspaper site which has new content every day. So, keep up the obviously very hard work and I hope you are enjoying it and making a good deal of $. You deserve it as you provide entertainment and information to thousands of sailing folks around the world. Coincidentally, I have met several local sailors I did not previously know via the forums.

09/24/04

 

Better Late.....

The boys at Owen Clarke Design offer up their version of the TP 52. The boat is to build this winter, and we'll bet they'll produce a fast boat, like they are known for doing. Fun to watch!

09/24/04

 

I 14's, Covered

PeteM was kind enough to get you up to date on the wild I14 Class happenings. Enjoy.

I14 North Americans in Toronto Sept. 11-13 followed by the US Nationals in Annapolis Sept 16 – 19.

I 14 East Coast Tour

North American’s Report

Light air two of the three days, not much fun for a 14 crouched in the boat. The Canadians obviously were used to these conditions and the West Coasters were looking for power. Last day was a breeze on easterly with big waves, excellent fun. I was laughing as we crashed thru the waves upwind and fell off the faces down, yee haa. Hope Renee got some good photos.

Andrew Yates, 2. Zach Berkowitz, 3. Ron Boehm
Full Results

Nationals Report.

Down in participation, but good racing. Bit of an upset when the host club canceled at the last minute, but the local fleet and the Severn Sailing Assoc. (SSA) saved the day and we went racing. Four races in light air for Thurs. Light and rainy turning out nice and about 12 kts for the long distance race on Friday. Hurricane Ivan blew us out on Sat and Sunday was three races in a shifty 5 – 15. It all came down to the last race and the last 30 meters of a downwind finish to decide the title. It was very stressful.

Ron Boehm, 2. Ted Rogers, 3. Brad Ruetenik
Full Results

09/23/04

 

Vidie Well

Oops Video

This video of the lame name Oops Cup has got some good action. Check it out, it may take a couple times to load, and yes it is produced by a company touting their shiznit, but it's still fun to watch.

09/23/04

 

Mumm 30 Worlds

Family Affair

The Kahn family is having a good early start to the Worlds. Team SA is out of the blocks slowly, but here is a little pre-race tidbit.

Opening was good (we were wearing the SA polos), free Mumm bubbly and fruit and oysters. Had to get the crew out of there before they got too loaded.

SA banner is flying tight and somebody tried to give us shit for the logo on the dock and another crew on another boat spoke up and beat them down. True love everywhere for SA.

Word from dinner was that Chris Larson didn't want any bad press on SA!

Best line heard on land last night on various cell phones conversations when asked where to find results online - "Check out SA." Again SA had full results first. Hell, that Giles (SA name) on SA belongs to RCYC and is part of the regatta and he is posting it first on SA not the worlds site!

09/22/04

 

A Sad Day

Sometimes we simply forget what an unforgiving environment in which our sport exists. Connecticut sailor Chris Conradi tragically lost his life in a squall off Stonington this weekend. He was trapped under his friends 31-ft trimaran which had flipped, and while he was pulled out from under, he was unable to be resuscitated. We are sorry to hear of this and our best wishes go to Chris' family and friends. The full story can be found here.

09/22/04

 

Rocky Start

Mirabella V, Joe Vittoria's 246ft Ron Holland-designed yacht launched earlier this year, in trouble on the French Riviera! The Big Rig apparently ran onto rocks near the entrance to Beaulieu sur Mer harbor, having dragged her anchor. Winds are reportedly Force 6-7 and Mirabella is on a lee shore. Bad times.

09/17/04

 

BBS In SF

The BBS is underway in Frisco. Check it out.
Photos courtsey Erik Simonson of H2OShots

09/17/04

 

What the Hell is Wrong With Me?,II

My Ed Word below generated an amazing amount of e-mail. Here are a couple of responses:

I'm an avid reader of SA, and I really enjoy reading your editorials which are usually amusing and quite true, especially when it comes to Dee Smith and his "a-hole quotient". However, I was really shocked this morning when I read your comments on being invited to go sailing in the big boat classes. There's no need to rub it in you know - I'd be loving it if I was being invited to go sailing on all these yachts - I live in the UK and the biggest yacht I've ever sailed was a Swan 46, and that makes me quite privileged for the average sailor in the UK.

I understand you might not want to go, but there's no need to write about it as if its such a drag being invited. Realise what an incredible position you're in friend. I've never even seen boats as incredible as the TP52's or other such boats which you seem to find quite standard. Remember there are people who would give away their home, car, and close relatives to be in the position you're in.

Keep up the SA vibe,

**************************************************************************

Ed:

I gave up crewed racing several years ago cause I just don't like most people. Our OD fleet was dying and frankly I didn't have patience for most crew. The shorthanded thing has been great.

*****************************************************************************

Dear Editor,

You aren't burnt out---you just need a sportsboat of your own with a SMALL crew

Enjoy

09/15/04

On Your Knees, Boy

This, from a reader.....

Now when it is close to 400 days until The Volvo Ocean Race starts, the VOR boat builders prayer is unleashed!

WHAT A BOAT WE HAVE DONE

The VOR Boat Builders Prayer

In the night we are the insane In stress and in vain We build in God blessed suffer and pain

In hope and love to the sea, all right We buff it until it shines diamond bright

In God we trust so the sea will love us back In faith to God there will be none us to track

In a second after the shot, the race has begun Oh my God, what a boat we have done.

09/15/04

What the Hell is Wrong With Me?

I couldn't possibly have created this site or maintained to the standard that we have (insert snide retort here), without a serious love for this sport. It is a fascinating game on nearly every level.

I'm intrigued by the latest designs, pay attention to the big Regattas, and dole out the commentary when I see fit. Yet, I have no desire to actually go racing anymore.

Let me clarify, I like to race my model IOM, but the thought of spending a day let alone multiple days racing on a big boat couldn't be less appealing. I can't tell you how many invitations I've turned down in the last few years. Oh sure, I'll occasionally show up on a cool or particularly fun boat, but I would never do it on a regular basis. No way.

The reasons are many: part burn out after ten years in the industry; having raced every possible race ad nauseam in my area; having a general suspicion and near dislike for many; Being burned by people that you thought you could trust who turned out to be self-serving scumbags; and just an overall feeling of been there done that. I'm sure one reason why I enjoy racing the IOM is because I don't have to deal with any a-holes, the racing is good, and when I'm done, I just throw it in the back of my FX and, as Schooly D once said, "Go The Fuck Home."

It's weird; SA keeps me in the game without having to actually do it. So while I'm never going to be Ricky Racer again, we're going to keep SA rocking, while living vicariously through you.

Just don't ask me to go racing. Good times.

13-Sep-2004

 

Maxi Taxis

The Big Rigs showed up at Puerto Cervo for the Maxi Worlds, which doesn't mean much to you or I, since we aren't likely to be playing in that arena any time soon, but surely means much to those either writing the checks or accepting them.

Pyewacket likely surprised everyone by winning this thing with some ease over Wild Oates and Genuine Risk. The results can be found here.

09/13/04

 

Sacre Blew!

At about 2:30 this morning, 12 hours after the final race of the "Marseilles Louis Vuitton Act 1," a brief but intense thunderstorm packing 65 knot winds hit Marseilles. The AC yachts belonging to Alinghi, BMW Oracle and TNZ, sitting on cradles nearly side by side in the boat park, were blown over. All three landed on team porta-coms at about a 45-degree angle. TNZ's NZL 82 appears to have sustained the worst damage, Alinghi's SUI 64 probably the second worst, and Oracle's USA 76 probably the least damage (and Oracle has their back-up boat USA 71 in Valencia ready to go, while apparently neither Alinghi nor TNZ have back-up boats in Valencia).

"Act 2" is set to begin in less than three weeks in Valencia. Bring on the boat builders and insurance adjusters - and the lawyers.

09/12/04

 

Mad World

Barking Mad, Jim Richardson's Farr 40 absolutely dominated the Farr 40 Worlds in Frisco, amazingly never finishing out of the top 10 and winning by a whopping 40 points. That my friends, is what is frequently referred to as an ass kicking. Nice to see a couple of new names in the top this time, notably Fred Howe's Warpath, and also just as nice to see some of the overpaid pros that are so near and dear to us on the receiving end of said ass kicking. Good times.

09/13/04

 

Today Was a Good Day

The SoCal weather has been hot and sunny, so your Ed had maybe a perfect outdoor day Sunday: Surfing at south Carlsbad early AM, mountain biking at San Clemente Canyon late AM, and IOM racing at the pond in the PM. Even racked up some good finishes (2, 4, 8 - over early in that one - and a 3rd) before splitting early. Damn, every day should be like that!

09/13/04

 

Farrs in Frisco

We haven't been giving this Farr 40 World Championship any coverage mostly because its an arrogant fleet run by an arrogant YC. We understand the racing as usual has been vicious and we don't know if that means it is a whole lot of fun.
It is interesting to note that there are a bunch of know-it-all pros back in the pack. Speaking of which, Samba had a shocker of a day, with 9, 22, and 21. Coming in to the StFYC after racing, Kilroy hopped off the boat with some loud choice words and the boat headed back out to practice without him – good way to build team spirit. In race 3 today, it breezed up to the high 20s and on the first run they collapsed the kite in the gybe, and when it refilled, “boom!"

The results show Jim Richardson and his team out in front with a nice lead.
This great shot is courtesy of Sean Trew.


09/10/04

 

Thunder Down Under

A wild night in Sydney! Photo taken Sunday night and comes to you courtesy of Sportscar.

09/09/04

 

Samba Gate Update

Staggy caved in and Kilroy got to race with an “old” medium. The other owners are livid. 31 boats there, and 30 others got the rules right, this decision punishes them. They’re still in a bunch – when they were dog slow in the first race, they had three separate people trim the headsail in the first race, including Cayard.

09/09/04

 

World of Outlaws

How ya like this little fucker? Know what it is?

09/07/04

 

Kahn Job

I'll bet Philippe Kahn and I don't have a bunch in common other than a love for the sport, but I think he secretly digs SA, even though he'd likely never admit as much.

Here's what he told me in regards to the story we ran about his purchase of Morning Glory:

"It is very sad that Transpac 2005 may turn out to be a delivery to Honolulu given the change in rule and the fact that the new rule has been designed by and for Roy Disney. The only boat that could potentially turn that embarrassment into a race is Morning Glory. We at Pegasus Racing would like to help Transpac continue to be a serious race like we did successfully in 2001 and 2003."

In other words, its a done deal.

09/07/04

 

New Found Glory

We have heard that Philippe Kahn is in the final negotiations of buying the maxZ 86 Morning Glory from it's current owner Hasso Plattner. The deal has been going on for a couple of weeks. You'll recall that Platner got pissed getting his ass kicked by an aggressive Pyewacket at Cork Race Week and decided to just up and sell his brand new and very primo R/P '86. The word is he is going to take it and a good portion of the existing crew and do Cabo and Transpac. Given Kahn finding Dee Smith a royal pain in the ass to sail with, we're pretty sure that Smith won't be part of the new team! But you never know - it's a strange world out there.......

09/04/04

 

Borracho y Perezoso

The last holiday before the end of Summer seems like a pretty good one to take off, so we will. Your faithful Ed however, will drag his sorry ass out of bed at 4 am to be on the radio. I'll do the borracho y perezoso thing later in the day. Y'all enjoy your day off.

09/04/04

 

NorCal Vibe

Frisco is a fairly amazing place, and the 18's sailing there are pretty amazing as well. Local activist Erik Simonson has done a nice job capturing the action. The results can be found here.

09/03/04

 

Back in Black?

From: Tom Schnackenberg
Sent: Friday, 3 September 2004 6:00 a.m.

Another practice race with Alinghi today. Wind South-East 14 to 26 and then back to 12 etc. We did 3 practice starts again, and the third was a race.

The course and signals were put on run by the regatta Race Committee who were keen to practice for the event - a bit of clap for those guys who are taking the event a bit more seriously than the Olympic Race Committee from all accounts. We entered from port, got dialled and eventually started at the pin in a slight right-hander, with Alinghi at the other end. However the wind had been and still was more left hand along the left side of the beat and when we both got into that we were just ahead. A bit of confusion with another mark set 3/4 way up the beat by Oracle, saw us reaching for a while, until we identified the correct mark in the correct position.

Plenty of breeze (gusts to 26 knots) at the top and we had taken our jib out of the lock so we were a bit handicapped by this. We overlaid the windward mark slightly and 64 got a piece of us, so we were put about and rounded overlapped - they parked up a bit in their rounding and then broke their spinnaker.

This allowed us to nudge through to leeward and we rounded at the bottom just ahead, with the wind back down to 12 knots. The bottom mark has a gate and Alinghi went for the wrong end to separate from us and lost a bit more doing so.

We were a good minute in front at the top, and set an A3 with a standard bear-away set.

64 tried a gybe-set with a spinnaker, broached, broke their pole and the chute as well, so they just tidied up and followed us down the run.Tomorrow there is a practice fleet race and then Saturday is set aside for opening ceremony etc.

Pic of 82 close up from the chase boat.

Best to all,

Tom.


09/03/04

 

Whining Ahead

Iain Percy, the British Star class skipper who missed out on a medal this time, is planning to have another go in 2008, but he was scathing about the choice of venue in China. “I’m already thinking, ‘Why the hell are we sailing in Qingdao, which is a venue with no wind? This just makes a mockery of our sport — it’s going to be like skiing on grass,” Percy said.
(from our friends at EuroScuttle)

WTF? Why doesn't he go out and practice in light air rather than whining about it? He should move to SoCal and use it as a base for practice for the next four years. After that he'd be fine.


09/03/04

 

Dig It!

The new breed of IRC boats getting a work out in 'Frisco before the upcoming BBS.
Photo courtesy of bat boy Erik Simonson.

09/02/04

 

Vidiot

Multis Rule!

Even weird and maybe not the fastest ones like Yves Parlier's Aquitaine Innovations. Nonetheless, this is a great look at how fast these fucking things really are. This video rocks. Enjoy.

09/02/04

 

Zippy

Aussie 18's hit the Bay. Looks like fun, especially from your desk, eh mate? The results can be found here. Photo courtesy of Frisco Giant lover Erik Simonson.

09/01/04

 

....There's This

Visitors to the 2003 show might remember the needle-like form of the JS9000 sportsboat. Unfortunately, the Australian yard couldn't deliver so JS Yachts (now Regatta Racing Yachts) decided to build their own. The Phil Morrison-designed Regatta 9000 is similar in concept and appearance but with a few differences. Most obvious is the 5 ft bowsprit for the big kite. A lot of development has also gone into the keel to overcome the old boats' problem of not being able to exceed 22knots! Tsk tsk. At a race-ready price of 24,640 pounds ex VAT, we might see a class soon, but until then the first boat should be racing at Cowes.

The above is from YachtingWorld. Phil Morrison designed? We thought it was a Swarbrick design. Curiously, we also received an e-mail just the other day touting the "new and improved" Aussie Yachts JS 9000, with no mention of a Regatta 9000, Morrison, Regatta Racing Yachts, or the sprit. What the hell are these people up to?

09/01/04

 


WINNERS

Sponsored by ClewGear

Race Committee work can require creative people when you try to run a race in no air. Here is what this committee has to say.

  1. Anarchist "Remodel" Sailing shorts from ClewGear
    Skipper to girlfriend upon reading instructions from the RC, "Well baby, the wind blew me out here. You’re going to have to blow me back."
  2. Anarchists "Katzen" SA Hat
    For the very first time, Roy was happy he had an all-girl crew.
  3. Anarchists "Tweaker" SA TeeShirt
    After the veteran PRO sets the course flags. He toasts the fleet with his beer. "This bobs for you".

Ok all you know the drill. You winners send an email to the ED to claim your prizes. Sorry it took so long to get this together. In addition to my usual slovenly and tardy efforts here, I've got a new radio morning show that I'm very busy with. Fear not friends (and tough shit, haters), SA will continue to soldier forward. We actually have some new things we are working on to make this place even more kick-ass than it already is. - Ed.

09/01/04

 

Help Wanted

We need you to send us stuff about what is going on in your town. We have a little thing here called Local Knowledge that has gotten good response and we want to keep it going. Race reports, stories, rumors, drunken escapades - everything sent in that we use gets you a new edition SA tee shirt. A must have item, don't you know. Send your shizzle to the Ed.

09/01/04