| Best
Sailor:
Oh
sure, you want us to get all predictable on yo ass, right?
Wrong. This year the award belongs to Alex Whitworth and Peter
Crozier, crew of Yacht Berrimilla, who in 12 months participated
in the Sydney-Hobart race twice, the Fastnet and delivered
on their own bottom and doublehanded in between and around
the southern capes. These guys bring the spirit back. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
Tito
Gonzales for showing that talent is all that matters.
He stepped out briefly from dominating the Lightning class
and won the Etchells Worlds in San Francisco by schooling
many rockstar residents of that fleet. We like that. |

Photo Carey Clausen
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Worst Sailor: Neville
Crighton made great headlines with his childish comments
after losing the Hobart race to a boat of the same size
and same level of technology, albeit a few months younger. But mere pouting and puffery
don’t quite get you to the top of this category. What
does get you there is the complete idiocy in the choice of
reportedly picking smaller spinnakers to get a more favorable
rating and then whining that the other boat was faster off
the wind in a sprint to the finish after Crighton’s
boat failed to keep contact and got shot out. This
made our choice elemental. |
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Dishonorable
Mention:
Chris
Law didn't have a sparkling year. Booted off the AC guest
helm list (Shosholoza), and an ugly scene with Gavin Brady
at Annapolis, give him a nice warm and fuzzy spot right
here at SA. Welcome, Chris.
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Best
Multihull Achievement:
Seacart
30 trimaran. Combine a major multihull and
production boat designer like Marc Lombard, decades of composite
building experience and supreme facility of Goran Marstrom,
and professional marketing drive of the organization, and
you have a winning combination in Seacart 30 trimaran. The
boat is designed for a well-defined market and because of
that the target audience get no compromises in this ocean-going
trimaran that flies 2 hulls in moderate conditions and packs
its vacuum baked carbon body and components tight on the
trailer and in a shipping container. The price is high
for the size but not for the speed, and the quality of Marstrom’s
shop has never been offered at a discount. |
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Honorable
Mention:
The
Gunboats are fast, beautiful and sell very well for their
high price per foot of length. Their small model range
clearly displays the direct transfer of racing technology
to not so common folks who have the stash of cash to have
them. They have a unique style and built in speed that
are great signatures. They also advertise with us but we won’t
hold it against them. |
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Worst
Multihull Effort:
The
60 foot ORMA class trimarans continued to capture our fascination
but the class became completely dominated by a design with
the most bucks and time invested in it. When it came
time to race to the Americas across the Atlantic Ocean the
boats started breaking and flipping in conditions more moderate
than the devastating storm of the first days of the previous
transatlantic race. Some boats have been lost, some
seriously damaged, not many boats are in the building pipeline
and the class appears destined for a new organization. |
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Dishonorable
Mention:
We
made the mistake of thinking the Geronimo guys were
cool - wrong. First they jerked us around regarding
sailing on the boat, and then promised and failed to
give daily reports on their "record" run
to Hawaii, which had to be one of the weakest "records" to
get. They grandstanded as if it was some big deal,
which it wasn't. Neither are they. |
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OD Performance:
Paige
Riley in Laser Radial. This 18 year old from Florida
started the year solid with a win at Miami OCR and never looked
back, quickly following up by a win at the Princess Sofia
Trophy Regatta in Spain. At the Laser Radial Worlds
in Brazil she won with 35 points over 10 races, a 20 point
lead over the second place. This was her second world
title in the class. She also won the ISAF Youth World
Sailing Championship in Busan and is ranked first in the class
going into 2006. She's
all that. |
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Honorable
Mention:
For
all intents and purposes IMOCA Open 60 monohull class is
OD racing and its president Mike Golding has become one
of the most experienced visionaries of the class. This
doggedly dog does not bite. Too often that is. Mike’s
been in the solo ocean racing game for a very long time but
the outright victories have been very hard to come by in
his efforts in the Open 60 class. He always made the
Vendee victory his ultimate goal. This time Mike always
remained in the contention and was part of the amazing spectacle
bashing his heads with Jean Le Cam in outrageous power reaching
conditions coming up to the finish. Unfortunately
he ultimately lost the battle for the second place when his
keel gave up and fell off 50 miles to the finish. Mike
made history by being the first keelboat sailor to finish
a race without the keel and doing it in third place in the
Vendee made it that much sweeter |
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Worst
OD Performance:
RMW
Marine team racing in this year’s I-14 Worlds. As
much as the authorities in sailing generally fail to act,
the International Jury tends to hand out decisions that correspond
to the facts as reported. So we will rely on their
decision to grant redress to Irwin/Perry against one
of team RMW boats of Richardson/Barker for sailing Irwin/Perry
off the course later in the last race and thus allowing the
other RMW boat to win the regatta on points. The RMW
representative’s official response was that the boats
were given no orders from their coaches to team race. |
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Best Designer: The
team of Yves
Loday and Mitch Booth who are behind the design
of the catamaran. It
is nice to see the professionals masterfully apply their
experience and nail the design brief like the guys did with
this awesome boat. Hopefully she does not die together
with the race that borne her. |
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| Honorable
Mention: JuanK. No,
we can’t spell his
name without copying, we cannot pronounce it in a conversation
and we heard that he prefers JuanK anyway. In either
event, this Argentinean boat designer has no qualms about
aggressive marketing and promotion and needs little introduction
today. While his prior efforts have returned plenty
of innovation, the results were not there to show for. Juan
took an aggressive stance and approach to the design of two
Volvo 70’s for ABN Amro team, closed his ears to the
moderates and detractors and designed on a blank sheet of
paper two boats that have so far mopped the floor with
five … er … three … er … five … er … whatever
is left on the water at the time of this publication of the
Farr designs which were considered to be a default to a winning
entry. We do not recall such massive admissions so
early in the race of the pure straight line speed superiority
of Juan’s designs. They may be lopsided for the
breeze but they aren’t slow in the light conditions
either. Most importantly, their major components like
keels and deck structures have not fallen apart in the 10K+
racing miles of this race so far |
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Worst Designer:
Farr
Yacht Design. Now clearly this team normally designs
fantastic boats, but they blew it with the VO 70's. Rumors
fly that Bruce himself was not as involved with the Volvo
70 designs, which is really hard to believe. But
those are the rumors. Fully expected press releases
and commentary from their office gave explanations for
the failures during the first leg that sound half-reasonable
on the paper.
Then came the second leg and it was deja vu all over again.
After the air clears of bullshit excuses, however, what emerges
is a complete and utter failure in the designs of five boats.
We have no love for him, but Cayard is no slacker - he dominated
the windy Star trials in 2004, and of course has proven
himself in every arena he's entered, so it would be a poor
excuse on part of Farr's office to say that the crew work
caused a spill out on each leg of the windy Cape Town in-port
race.
That was embarrassing! It sure does not appear
that Farr's boats don't have the control of JuanK's craft
in port or on the open track. Two legs, two upwind
nights, four boats with broken backs limping to port, one
doing it twice, then another two get hit by keel problems. In
the words of Bowie Bekking, “It makes me wonder although
what the Einstein's of force calculations have to say.
I am getting tired of worrying regarding this." |
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| Best
Marketing Effort:
FT
10. We don’t know whether to call it a revolution
in internet activity, boat design or boat marketing,
but to finalize a boat’s design with the end users,
move forward with production tooling and to have hull
deposits for 70+ boats is an unbelievable achievement
by the Flying Tiger 10 team. We are just happy
to be here for the ride. |
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| Honorable
Mention: CBTF
Co. We are not taking the sides
here but there is nothing like a searchlight lighting up
big words in the sky “Pay Up or We’ll Sue” to
convince the clients to purchase a patent license. They
went after Maximus aggressively and settled quickly. |
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Worst Marketing Effort: Tracy
Edwards seems to have an uncanny ability to remain in strong
contention for this recognition. Sadly, her presence here this year stems
from the same race as the last year’s nomination, the
Oryx Cup. Today it is clear to these observers that
this race is dead and that it would be a miracle if we saw
the same supporters from Qatar’s government and business
circles to get involved in big money ocean race biz. The
winning crews did not see a penny of the prizes presented
with pomp during the closing ceremony. Tracy took Bruno’s
dream of The Race and turned it into shit. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention: Sailnet company dropped the ball like any other crappy Internet
startup of the Y2K era. The sad
part is that it was not really a startup and actually provided
some useful purpose in our community. |
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| Best
Sailmaker:
We
polled some people trying to make the choice for the best
and worst sailmaker and in response received nothing but apathy.
The D4 is widely available to pretty much anyone, so that
technological advantage was reduced to design and construction
details. The 3DL continues performing well…when
it is holding together, and failing randomly, forcing us to
surmise that the Monday Production syndrome that used to be
known among the Detroit automakers has crept into the North
facilities. The good news is that there appears to be
some uniformity, with the usual exception of some sailmakers
having a stronghold on a particular class. Thus, with
apathy, we hand out our Best Sailmaker award to UK-Halsey for doing something outstanding – breaking the mold
in the AC arena and getting a contract for sails with Team
China. They alone will not make this team a winner but
at least it is nice to see a second player in this North lair.
Oh yeah they are also suffering through a legal dispute with
Sobstad, from which they will emerge as the winner |
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| Honorable
Mention: Glaser
Sails, gets the nod this year for not just breaking out
from under Ullman, but Jay's sails have been a dominant force
in the 505 an a-class for years and are merging as the
go-to sails in Formula18, Tornados, Ultimate 20's and I-14's. |
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Worst Sailmaker:
This
year lacked for spectacular failures that could be attributed
to a single sailmaker so we will go with the safe choice of
declaring Elvstrom-Sobstad as the biggest whiner of the sailmaking
world. By now their incessant ramblings on the theme
of patent litigation against anyone with a membrane sail are
affecting us all, on the business as well as the consumer
side. We wish they competed based on their product,
although we aren't sure such viable product exists.
So they get our wax candle for that. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention:
Jesus Christ, if we see one more Hood ad telling us that
good sails start with good cloth...First of all, their cloth
isn't any good, and neither are the sails. And second, does
reciting the same advertising theme over and over for the
last ten years actually qualify as marketing? We don't think
so. |
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Best
Sport Boat:
The
15 year old Melges
24 shows no signs of slowing down and
proves to be the platform and the template for a modern
sportboat. The
class shows great strength and strong competition. This
year has been marked, however, by the people trying to extend
the use of their Melgi in such adventures as the Chicago
to Mackinac run unofficially shadowing the racing fleet,
racing one from Maui to Oahu, or bastardizing one for a canter
conversion. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
While
the Melges 24's nomination was a result of the strength
of the class as much as of the boat's qualities, the
Open
650 designed by Group Finot defines what a fun sportboat
should be. Baked carbon throughout, huge sail area,
rotating rig, slender lines and great detail in the equipment
specs, this boat brings the "sport" in sportboat. |
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| Worst
Sport Boat:
We'd
like to give it to the Melges 32 for their class debacle
(boats not owned, pulling out of the windy race) at '06
Key West, but that will surely be on the radar for next
year. We like the Columbia
30 here but only just, not
only for being a marginal performing and expensive 30,
but also for badly missing their launch date, poor marketing,
and disssing us. It has some nice qualities, but overall
they missed the mark. |
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| Best
Race Boat: International
14 dinghy class today seems like a great fix for fast boat
blues. The class is
solid, the competition can be found in many places, including
Japan and Hawaii, the class managed to control the boat’s
development while allowing its member to play with the foiling
systems that allowed the crews to try different options with
the rig and sails. It seems to be that everyone who
touches this dinghy gets really excited about racing it and
that puts it on top of our list. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
The
TP 52 gets it for not only for continuing to prove what
fine boats they are, but also for growing the class, keeping
the political bullshit to a minimum and showing just how
successful a GP box rule can be. TP 40 and 70's, anyone? |
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Worst Race Boat: 2005
has been the year of the falling keels. Two Open 60s lost their keels but got to the
land. But those are custom built racing boats on the
edge of technological progress. To have a production
boat lose its keel(s) is a completely different story and
thus Bavaria
Match takes the prize in this category. |
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| Dishonorable
Mention:
Let's give it to the 90' Genuine Risk. A major disappointment
on the race course, their failures off the water were even
better - crews fired, hired, quitting, unrest, unhappiness
and a For Sale sign at the end of it all equal one giant fuck
up. Good times. |
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| Best
Racer Cruiser: IMX
35. In a slew of 35 foot
offerings this year the X-Yachts' boat stands out not only
by pre-selling over 100 copies to its customer base, many
of whom not only step up but also step down from their current
rides, but, most significantly, by a promise of having 90
boats on the water by the end of next season. The promise
is not unreasonable given their long-standing ability to
mass produce quality boats. The design is nothing revolutionary
but it does expand the X boats' boundaries in some areas
and has a plenty of small details that
are absent on other competing craft and make the life a little bit easier for
the crew. |
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| Honorable
Mention:
We like the looks of the new Beneteau 34.7. A 2006 model,
it was done in '05 and we like the prod, decent sailplan,
decent cockpit and friendly price. It actually looks pretty
quick, and we bet they sell a bunch. |
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| Worst
Racer Cruiser:
Looks
to us like the big J/65 is going to be a flop. They have
sold exactly one, well two, but the second one was for sale
immediately. Big and so expensive that it is priced out of
even J/Boats exorbitant price points. Oops. |
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| Best
Builder:
Put
a bunch of a custom builders like Cookson, Goetz, McConaghy,
Green, etc. into a hat and pick one. You cannot go wrong.
These guys are good, very good. |
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Worst
Builder:
Maybe
it's old news, but the Schock 40 keel failure here in Dago
last month reminded us what a poorly done effort that thing
is. Sorry Schock, you can't get away with that sort of
product and not get called out. |
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| Chump
of the Year:
To the prick that runs sail-world for flat out stealing material
right off our front page, lying about it and showing no stones
for failing to man up when it was obvious we had nailed him
for it. Fuck you Rob Kothe. |
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Dishonorable
Mention:
We like
Larry Ellison for running the kind of AC program that would
boot John Kostecki off the boat and the team. You fire
the guy that really should be running the show? That's
really good thinking. |
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| Best
Sailing Web Site:
It
is probably poor form to give the award to us, eh? We
have of course had a terrific year, better content, more
traffic, revenue and we still have our fuck you 'tude.
Always will. This year, we will stick by www.thedailysail.com
from last year, although we never read it, we are told it
is good. |
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Honorable
Mention:
www.bangthecorner.com has
maintained its focus and is a great source of the sailing stories
off the beaten path of public relations writing that is flooding
our information sources.
They are kind of like us, just not as good. |
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| Worst
Sailing Web Site:
This year it was a tossup between the plagiarism's of the
www.sail-world.com and more subdued copying of our format
by the Sailing Scuttlebutt and of course jumping on the forum
bandwagon. All lame, all predictable. Nice work!
The
douche from sail world deserves his own, special dickhead
award, so Scuttlebutt eked out ahead in this category
for not only trying to start some weak ass battle that
they ending up losing anyway, but for making some general
pointless and unsubstantiated whine in our direction from
day one of their forum operation regarding something about
somebody copying something. Yeah, like we care what you
have to say. But we say this: You win! |
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