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The 7th Annaul
SA Awards
"We're the future,
your future"
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Our
annual, and yes, fashionably late annual winners and losers for 2007.
Good times.
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| Designer | Builder
| Sailmaker | Multi Hull
Effort | One Design Effort |
| Sport Boat | Race
Boat | Chump | Marketing
Effort | Web Site |
| Best
Sailor:
Highly
competitive sports very rarely produce an athlete that totally
and completely dominates the competition, and when they come
along, they change everything. Rohan
Veal has done exactly that in the International Moth class.
He might've earned an SA award just for his annihilation of
a talented field at the Worlds in Garda this year, but what
clinched it for us was the effect that his technique and promotion
has had on the entire world of foiling boats. Were it not
for Rohan, it's pretty safe to say that foiling would be years
away from where it is now, and like the best sportsman, Rohan
has gone into early retirement while still on top, letting
the rest of the planet catch up to his level of skill and
style. Oh yeah, and as the Director of Sales for BladeRider,
he's managed to get so many boats sold that the factory can't
keep up with demand.
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| Honorable
Mention:
Also
in a league of his own is Francis
“The Machine” Joyon. He chose a low-tech,
green design of a multihull to race around the world single-handed,
and proceeded to smash li'l Dame Ellen's record to smithereens,
all the while displaying superhuman seamanship and speed with
incredibly short periods of sleep and rest. Joyon is no spring
chicken, but he may be one of the strongest-willed people
in sport. In contrast with the self-promoting bullshit artist
below, Joyon does it with grace and humility, and he truly
has no equal in solo ocean sailing.
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Worst Sailor:
Definitely
a love him or hate him kind of guy, Tony
Bullimore sailed a heavy, obsolete, monster catamaran
to Australia in 2007 to prepare for a half-assed RTW attempt
that was doomed from the start. He then sat around in Hobart
waiting for a weather window for more than four months –
enough time to go around twice – while his PR team spun
off release after release extolling the virtues of Bulli.
He finally left Hobart (or was kicked out), and sailed less
than 2000 miles before a forestay pin let go, forcing TB to
sail painfully slowly to safe harbor in Auckland. A fitting
cap to a career that's been marked by bullheadedness, busted
boats, and steaming piles of bullshit.
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Da Big
Pimp:
SLAM
- they are absolutely everywhere. Boats, sailors, regattas,
events, stores, SLAM has made an amazing impression on this
sport. Hell, they are even here at SA! We love good marketing,
and they indeed do that.
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Best
Multihull Achievement:
There
is only one man who could ever even come close to this one.
With nicknames like "the machine" and "the
professor", Francis
Joyon is truly in his own league when it comes to solo
multihull challenges. His level of performance in breaking
- no, shattering - no, annihilating Ellen Macarthur's RTW
record is something we might not see for another generation.
The bare-bones IDEC, designed by Nigel Irens, was created
to reflect Joyon's personal and sailing style - simple and
strong, with minimal things to break and no internal combustion
engine anywhere to be found. Wind and solar power were plenty
for Joyon's autopilot and computer needs - a lesson for other
long distance solo racers as they take on new challenges and
sponsors attracted to the "green-ness" of sailing.
Joyon is a shining example of personal determination, and
it's safe to say that he's put his boat-breaking incident
on the rocks of Brittany well behind him. We can't wait to
see what the Machine has on the horizon.
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| Worst
Multihull Effort:
2007
saw ISAF's historic vote against any multihull event for the
2012 Olympic Games, deciding that real sailboats only have
one hull. In doing so, ISAF voted against the fastest boat
at the Games, the only event open to both men and women, a
permanent fixture for three decades, the recommendation of
its own Events Committee, the strong endorsement of the host
nation, and the International Olympic Committee's specific
demands for more spectator-friendly racing. Both ISAF and
US SAILING sent a few unmistakable messages with the vote:
First - these organizations are monohull organizations only,
second, that fast boats are less important than slow ones,
and third, that rich, fat boys are more important than fit,
agile ones, regardless of what the public or the IOC want
to see. ISAF and US SAILING win this award, hands down.
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| Best
OD Performance:
Fred
Eaton and Magnus Clarke raced their Steve
Killing-designed C-Class Cat Alpha to a phenomenal sweep
of Steve Clark's Cogito in Toronto – ending Clark's
domination of the class for more than a decade. While not
a real one-design, the class is cool enough to jump categories,
and the openness and transparency of the racers is something
that other classes should strive to emulate.
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| Honorable
Mention:
Sure,
it has some build issues, sure it is expensive, sure it had
a less than stellar beginning (not allowed to race in 25 knots
of breeze at Key West), but the boats are very, very fast,
challenging to sail well, and have grown in numbers to end
up being a very impressive OD class. That would be the Melges
32.
2nd Honorable Mention:
We
don't get to see much from them on this side of the pond,
but it's impossible to argue with the massive numbers of Classe
40's popping up in every ocean race that will have them.
Every European designer seems to be drawing a 40, and as toughly
built, and simply sailed as these boats are, they should endure
for years as they trickle down into the wider world of shorthanded
offshore racing.
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OD Performance:
Despite
a great boat, tons of interest, and a solid group of affable
owners (with one glaring exception), the Mumm
30 Class still can't get its shit together. This great
little boat is going by the incredibly un-sexy stop gap name
“M-30” until the inexplicably slow renaming process
is complete. Hopefully, the new builder and Class can capitalize
on the widespread love of the 30 before its too late and something
better, cheaper, and more easily available comes along. It
might be too late already.
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Best Designer:
Farr
seems to be making a real comeback lately, and 2007 saw great
results for loads of FYD
boats. The pimp-daddy of them all was the new STP65 Rosebud,
winning the Sydney-Hobart and nearly everything else she touched,
but Farr had top finishes across the board down South and
around the world, in every event from Cowes Week (Leopard)
to the Transat Jacque Vabres (Foncia).
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Honorable
Mention:
There
are a slew of young (and not so young) guns doing some really
nice work, Jason Ker, Mark Mills, Jeb Rogers, but we like
what Tim
Kernan is doing with the new line of Santa Cruz Yachts,
and his new 44' beer can boat looks like lots of fast.
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Worst Designer:
Anybody
seen
Bruce Nelson? Never one for publicity, he seems even less
visible than ever. Smart as hell, it is too bad he doesn't
do more, PR or design wise. But we are going to give this
one to Juan
K. What he did to Pyewacket was near criminal, and we
don't recall much of his other recent work being much better.
Genius has its drawbacks.
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| Best
Builder:
Australia's
McConaghy
Boats had another bang-up year, with boats coming from
both their Australian yard and their new Chinese facility.
Their quality builds for 2007 included the Fastnet-dominating
Leopard 3, Patches, Yendys, and over 150 Bladeriders, while
older McConaghy boats like Alfa Romeo 2, Rambler, Wild Oats,
and Morning Glory continued to kick ass, helping us forget
all about Genuine Risk. McConaghy also landed some pretty
sweet projects, including the new Irish VO70 and some STP65s,
and the upcoming Melges 20 will come from their China factory.
Porn, all of it.
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| Honorable
Mention:
Goetz
continues to dominate much of the TP52 builds, and if there
ever was a discerning group of owners, this is it. We trust
their judgment on builders.
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| Worst
Builder:
David
Vann gets this one, along with every other idiot who simply
“trusts their gut” as they build some piece of
shit in their backyard for the next “epic” voyage
of self-discovery and self-immolation. We're not putting down
backyard builders – in fact, we salute people who design
and/or build their own rides. No, we're just tired of “forward-thinking
individuals” who fail to realize that there is a huge
body of knowledge to draw from in building a boat, and float
their ridiculous contraptions into predictable disaster, often
making sailors look like buffoons to the rest of the world.
We may be buffoons, but we'd prefer to prove it ourselves.
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| Best
Marketing Effort:
The
resurgent Viper
640 started with a decade-old design that never really
got much traction and somehow, they now have a rapidly growing
class of sexy carbon-masted raceboats in the Northeast, Southeast,
and Southwest US. If they could only get their shit together
to take advantage of the weak dollar, build them here, and
export them worldwide.
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| Honorable
Mention:
The
stakeholders and reps of the Star and Finn Classes somehow
marketed their way into staying in yet another go-round of
the Olympics despite the IOC looking for faster, more viewer-friendly
racing. In the cutthroat world of the Olympics, it took a
real lobbying effort to preserve these dinosaurs while seeing
the exciting Tornado tossed from the Games.
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Worst Marketing Effort:
PSE/Laser
announced that the uninspiring SB3
was coming to the US in 2007 with much fanfare, including
a big dollar print advertising blitz that included a blatant
misstatement of the construction of the boat. Potential customers
received lackluster service from the bored Laser reps at a
handful of boat shows, as well as terrible follow-up afterwards,
while PSE announced a breakthrough price of $40,000 –
easily more than almost any other similarly sized sportboat,
all of which are better-built and higher-tech.
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| Best
Sailmaker:
We
embrace Quantum's
attitude and their service, which overall is far ahead of
the sailmaking curve. Q sailmakers are talkers, and they seem
happy to share their experience with us here at SA, which
certainly wins them brownie points. They also continue to
spend money growing their markets in both one-design and handicap
racing, and have seen some real success in 2007 in the US
and down under. We hear constant rumors of financial difficulty,
so let's hope that Quantum can get past it and keep making
fast sails.
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| Honorable
Mention:
Doyle
Sails keeps at it, and gives some of the best service
to sailors in less glamorous classes while dominating many
of those classes. While they seem to lack the ability to get
to the top levels of the sport, they've got their niches carved
out, and that's important too.
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Worst Sailmaker:
Sobstad
is a perennial here, and as much fun as tempting as it is
to give it to them every time, we like Banks
Sails for doing nothing of any note whatsoever. Oh sure,
they no doubt have some happy customers, but their technology
looks very dated, and it would seem the sailmaking world has
well and truly moved on, and they haven't. Amazing to see
a once prominent company fade away...
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| Best
Sport Boat:
Can
you believe that the Melges
24 is 15 years old? We can't – the design still
looks sexy and fresh, the Class and builder continue to make
all the right moves, and you simply cannot find another race
boat that holds its value like a Melges 24. Every year, attendance
at major events grows, and crucially, the crews of 24s include
a lot of girls and a lot of young sailors, as well as the
fun times that go with both. The boys from Zenda continue
to pump out boats, and despite the fact that these “family-friendly”
cheeseballs from Wisconsin pretend that SA doesn't exist,
they have built a hell of a boat and a hell of a class. With
the Devoti yard building good boats and North Shore now cranking
them out in Eastern Australia, the worldwide future of the
class is indeed rosy. There are sporties that are plenty faster,
and there are sporties that are plenty cheaper, but if you're
looking for a hot ride AND seriously large, competitive fleets,
this one is the only one.
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| Honorable
Mention:
This
comes from our personal experience: the Flying
Tiger 10M is truly a terrific boat. Quick, easy to sail,
rewarding and a ton of fun to sail, the boat is fast in almost
all conditions, has a great layout and strikes a nice balance
between being competitive and not too demanding.
Despite
small, persistent build issues, the FT-10 class is growing
like mad, with fleets popping up all over the world. Unlike
the hot Melges 32 class, the Tiger has largely been drawing
its sailors from the ranks of 4-knot shitbox sailors, and
the introduction of so many sailors to the world of high-performance
planing yachts is what we like the most about the FT-10 class.
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| Worst
Sport Boat:
The
Laser SB3 is slow, heavy,
and were it not for aggressive marketing and a weak field
of comparative boats in the UK and Ireland, it never would
have taken off. In our eyes, something that is a clear step
backward in design is never a good thing, and the SB3's low-tech
construction and build issues firmly prove that point. The
boat actually comes from the molds with the keel totally crooked,
and it took the class and builder more than two years to decide
to allow owners to fix it, and even longer to decide to fix
the molds.
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| Dishonorable
Mention:
The
Longtze
Premier is a bit bizarre looking, and it doesn't seem
to have the legs that its numbers suggest. Two early boats
showed up in Hong Kong to race the Asian Sportboat Champs,
and both boats had constant breakages, needing to be towed
back to port. With boats shipping to Europe now, it will be
interesting to see how they hold up.
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| Best
Race Boat:
Long
in the tooth and still just as ugly as it ever was, the Farr
40 wins praises from everyone who sails it. Despite the
availability of very good designs both below it (Melges 32)
and above it (GP42, TP52), the freeboard-rich Farr continues
to attract the most talented racers along with the best owner-drivers
in the game.
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Mention:
Big
questions loomed over the future of the Volvo
Extreme 40's as the world's attention faded from the VOR,
yet keen owners continued to buy and race these insanely fast
catamarans, and savvy Class organizers created races that
stopped traffic everywhere they went. Rebadged as the iShares
Cup, the spectator-friendly racing was an easier sell to sponsors,
who were guaranteed exposure along the sidewalks of some of
the neatest waterfront venues in the world.
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Worst Race Boat:
The
NYYC went to the trouble of creating a design contest for
a new one-design racer/cruiser to be called the NYYC
42, and they managed to pick the heaviest, slowest boat
they could. Too heavily loaded to make an easy-to-handle cruiser
and too slow to be an exciting raceboat, the sole positive
to the boat may be the elitist notion that “Swan”
carries for the blue-blazer crowd at Harbour Court. Despite
being a Swan, the CS42 manages to look more like a Beneteau
than a luxury cruiser/racer, and reports we've received from
owners and boat managers in the class indicate that the build
quality is less than Swan-like. Well, at least it's incredibly
expensive.
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| Dishonorable
Mention:
BMW/Oracle's
USA 98 was a mess from the beginning. The team's first limp
shot across the bow of the other teams was the silly bowsprit,
and while speculation ran rampant about the mast-forward position
and the possibility of some real innovation below the waterline,
reality came knocking. It showed the boat to be low, slow,
and as maneuverable as a dumptruck - probably not the best
thing for a match race.
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Chump
of the Year:
Only
the biggest asshat can rise to the level of total fuckery
embodied by this award's namesake, but Ernesto Bertarelli
has proven that he's up to the task. After a deserved win
in a surprisingly competitive America's Cup, Ernesto's downward
spiral would make a heroin junkie proud. His blatant attempt
to turn the AC into his own little fiefdom was bad enough,
but his antics and attitude since being busted by “Larry
the Enforcer” are more like that of a 7-year old child
than the a billionaire businessman. He's shown that he's no
businessman – he's just a spoiled brat, and he isn't
getting his way this time.
Dishonorable Mention:
While
A. Robert Towbin, the owner of the 94' Fife ketch Sumurun,
doesn't even land in the same zip code as Bertarelli on 2007's
douchebaggery scale, this fucktard gets
a mention. Dishonorable, that is.
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Sailing Web Site:
I
don't know if we've ever awarded this category to any site
but our own, but then again, there's no reason to look elsewhere
for the Best Sailing Site in the world. We're the biggest,
the baddest, and the most honest, and that's what keeps sailors
addicted to this place like crack whores. Our badass community
keeps coming up with the best content anywhere, we've pioneered
the coolest live sailing event coverage ever, and our advertisers
all have something worthwhile to sell. We rock and you all
know it.
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Mention:
There
aren't any other real sailing websites worth mentioning at
all, though there are some blogs (we hate that word) that
we follow from time to time. Pierre over at Valencia
Sailing had the best and most up-to-date info coming out
of Valencia during 2007, and even now, with all the lights
off, he still seems to keep coming up with enough good scoops
and exclusive photos to keep his readers interested and his
sponsors happy. We also get a kick out of the obnoxious Rule
69 Blog, even though we think it should be renamed “”
[even more poignant now that editor Magnus Wheatley has thrown
in the towel].
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Sailing Web Site:
The
number of sailing sites continues to grow, yet somehow they
all manage to suck in one major way or another, so the SA
award has to go to every single site that is filled with blinking
and scrolling ads, text and pics crammed into every corner
of the page, stupid pop-ups and uninhabited forums. Sure,
we know that no one is reading your site since they can get
everything they need from Sailing Anarchy, but you make sailors
look stupid with your crappy web design and execution.
Dishonorable mention:
XS
Racing is visually much cleaner than most, as you'd expect
from a total rip-off of SA. At least they didn't name their
company with something unoriginal and completely played like
Extreme - oh, wait a second...
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