Speaking strictly for ourselves, we've not done a Fastnet, probably never will, and don't know too many who have. The SA reader who uses the handle Fugu, did indeed compete in the just finished 2003 edition and sent us this report. Enjoy.

As a sailor I don't even qualify as a weekend warrior, being more of a weekend wannabe, so it was more than I deserved to do my first Fastnet on a quality boat with a quality crew.

Tom Gill's Anthem is a 54-foot Tripp one-off, quite light and narrow, with a full interior, stumpy prodder and non-overlapping headsails. What you might call a full-on no-compromise cruiser-racer. Tom initially brought her over from Maine for the 2001 Jubilee Cup and Fastnet, but the Fastnet part of that was an industrial-strength failure, lasting all of fifteen minutes before both main and # 4 blew up: "For you Tommy, the race is over". But he's a stubborn guy and was back this year, with some shiny 3DLs and a very good crew made up of a gang of Solent regulars put together by tactician Jeff Daikin with a handful of regular Anthem hands.


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In the qualifying Cowes to St. Malo race she got fifth overall from 200 odd starters, and with several dozen Fastnets between the crew the proposition definitely looked to have potential. The race is however highly tactical, and many heroes have gone to zero overnight. The course is goes down the English Channel from the Solent, turns right at Lands End to a photogenic piece of rock off the bottom left corner of Ireland and then back up the Channel, leaving the Scilly Islands (a bit of Cornwall stranded some twenty miles offshore) to port and finishing in Plymouth. It's a bit over 600 miles, but the long coastal stretches with the tidal gates and local thermal winds make it behave more like a series of coastal races than an ocean race.

The UK's been in its hottest summer ever, and there had been a high parked over us for a fortnight before, so no one was expecting a quick or simple race. The mid morning offwind start was an occasion of great beauty for those with the leisure to look, with the sunshine, 12-knots of wind if you knew where to look, helicopters, posses of RIBs and some of the sexiest yachts in the world. "I felt like a perve at a pageant as I ogled Ellen McArthur's Kingfisher (now the elegant "Skandia for Life"), Mike Golding's Ecover, and the stern Max Z86 Zephyrus V, ("phwooaah, look at the pole on that"). The gorgeous Alfa Romeo Shockwave was there, and the super-sled formerly known as Enigma and Chance, bought out of bankruptcy by Charles Dunstone, the British mobile phone impresario, and now sailing as Nokia. Anoraks of late twentieth century yachting history were catered for by Maxis including the current Nicorette, (ex-Merit Cup), the accident prone yellow Creightons Naturally, and the Maiden that Tracy Edwards took round a Whitbread. There were several bastard Volvo 60s that would need a genealogist to work out the histories of, now sailing under unfamiliar corporate names like Hellomoto or Venom.

Class Zero was second or third off and Jeff picked the mainland end of the start with a characteristically good call, leaving the body of the fleet at the island end for more tide, shredding the breeze for each other and getting nowhere in a hurry. We picked our way through the holes and angles and came out of the Solent in great shape as one of a group of four or five including the two J/145s Roxy and Jazz, and the 2001 winner Tonnerre.

If my aunt had had balls she'd have been my uncle, and who knows how we might have done if we hadn't failed to lay the first mark. It could have been worse, as we just managed to creep back up against the tide, losing only twenty minutes or so, but it was enough to get us out of phase with that small group who all managed to sneak through the next big parking lot that kept us kedged for three hours in 100 foot of water and no wind at all. When the breeze did pay us a call again it was offshore and we stayed well out for the whole of the journey down to Lands End, and effectively had one long fetch to the Rock. The wind steadily built, peaking in the low 20s off Land's End, and the new Farr 65 Hugo Boss used its waterline length to rush by. The leg across the Celtic Sea was about as good as it gets from the aesthetic standpoint - blue water, sunshine and large schools of dolphins doing that jumping and chattering stuff that they do so well.


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As the breeze flicked this way and that and built and dropped away we did seemingly endless headsail changes, with outside peels, inside peels and god knows what, with your puny correspondent feeling as useful as a fart at a garden party, and in even deeper awe at the fitness of the real sailors aboard. We parked up big time some twenty miles off the coast of Ireland, and our modest punt of having stayed a bit right of the rhumb line expecting the wind to go right failed when the new wind came in from the left, letting through four boats including the Commodore's Convoy of Chris Little's IC45 Bounder of the RORC and Larry Huntington's Nelson Marek 50 Snow Lion of Tom's own NYYC.

We had a textbook rounding of the rock in sunshine, the crew lined up on the rail for photos from the committee boat stationed there, the owner looking suitably gnarled and heroic posing with the lighthouse over his shoulder. We were something like eighth in class round the rock which was no better than OK, and we set off in ideal Anthem conditions to the Bishop Rock light, passing the Swan 45 Fever and Bounder, and closing in on Roxy who held their kite for a long time and were pushed a long way right as a result.

There was a big hole at the end of the leg which closed us up nicely on those ahead, and we pulled a cool move by getting in very close to the south-eastern edge of the Scillies and picking up a bit of leebow effect from the tide swirling back in after going round the islands. Roxy, Boss and Snow Lion all held out to the right more, and Snow Lion (who owed us a couple of hours on time) paid the compliment of tacking in from a mile out and sitting on our air: our clearing tack to north on starboard was the last corner of our race. The wind very slowly went back left and Anthem began singing her special nine and half knot hum for hour after hour as we went past Snow Lion and made up our time on Boss. Jazz, with the famous Mike Broughton acting as map reader was first in, winning the class and getting fifth overall. Us, we got fourth in class and ninth overall as I write: a good result, and a great race for a Fastnet virgin. Easy, but not dull.

We got one final detail for our memory banks as we were tying up alongside an unbranded French Volvo 60 sort of boat. The guy on deck was having a leisurely shit in a bucket on deck, and gracefully stood up and wiped his arse in our general direction. Welcome back to politics . . .