I Mean Dumbass…

Every once in a while you come across someone doing something so stupid, so flat-out moronic, that you have to sit up and take note. And applaud in an ironic sort of way. And hope he or she doesn’t plan to have children. This little incident isn’t exactly sailing, but it happens underwater so that’s good enough for me. Here’s the setup: scuba diver gets friendly with a bigass moray eel.

“Okay, I feel bad. But it sure was tasty…”

How? By feeding the eel some bread and then, umm, hot dogs, which look an awful lot like a body part (no, not that body part—even I couldn’t stand to watch that…). Anyhow, you can guess where this is headed, but you have to see it to believe it (if you can stand the suspense). And then I encourage you to hang in there to the end to see how the marvels of modern technology can help even the stupidest among us go back to drinking beer and playing video games. So enough. Click here to watch the animal homo lobotomus in action.

And in case you haven’t lost your lunch yet, here’s another guy (a kiteboarder who should have stuck to kiteboarding) who could use a good surgeon, too. Click here.

So remember: Be careful out there…

And Have A Wetass Weekend,
Tim Zimmermann

03/16/07